ree-kard vahg-ner?

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 01:06:44 GMT

i had a dream my mother and i entered a contest. i had to hold a poisonous spider until it bit me, then we crossed a disgusting river with almost one-hundred alligators to reach the antidote right there in bowling green. my mother took me down the river a ways where it was cleaner and there were no alligators. we crossed and found the cures for all the spider bites but i couldn't remember the name of the spider that bit me. i read the clues until i figured it out. i tried to inject myself but the needle disappeared inside the syringe so the medicine just puddled on the crease of my left arm. somehow it was absorbed into a hole in my arm. i asked if i could do it over and they told me, "at your own risk. those alligators are everywhere."

i don't know why i asked because we won the contest. there were no prizes and no congratulations.

i woke up with a dead spider in my bed. i don't know if it bit me or if it was poisonous or what kind it was.

i'll be back wednesday morning to find the correct antidote. good day.

tomorrow

Wed, 07 Jan 2009 01:14:47 GMT

i am leaving town and the state.

i want you to leave everything where you found it. the next time you see me you will be glad you did.

ass media

Mon, 25 Aug 2008 00:00:57 GMT

again.

i watched a dude fall in ass media. L-O-L.

knock on wood 4 bad karma.

wishful thinking pt. 2

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 02:52:40 GMT

i like to think
i still love you
only because
without that passion
i wouldn't be able to write anymore

itching to say nothing to say

Wed, 09 Jul 2008 02:23:24 GMT

the end

no

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 08:03:55 GMT

I love you. To death.

ass media

Wed, 25 Jun 2008 22:45:14 GMT

THERE ARE DUCK DONGS EVERYWHERE!!! HALP.

Wed, 11 Jun 2008 03:57:05 GMT

does anyone know where i might pick up a black mourning cap with a veil and a soldier to play taps?

currently: mourning the loss of my soul

Thu, 10 Apr 2008 18:41:21 GMT