ree-kard vahg-ner?

richardwagner @ 2009-01-12T18:58:00

2009-01-13T01:06:44Z

i had a dream my mother and i entered a contest. i had to hold a poisonous spider until it bit me, then we crossed a disgusting river with almost one-hundred alligators to reach the antidote right there in bowling green. my mother took me down the river a ways where it was cleaner and there were no alligators. we crossed and found the cures for all the spider bites but i couldn't remember the name of the spider that bit me. i read the clues until i figured it out. i tried to inject myself but the needle disappeared inside the syringe so the medicine just puddled on the crease of my left arm. somehow it was absorbed into a hole in my arm. i asked if i could do it over and they told me, "at your own risk. those alligators are everywhere."

i don't know why i asked because we won the contest. there were no prizes and no congratulations.

i woke up with a dead spider in my bed. i don't know if it bit me or if it was poisonous or what kind it was.

i'll be back wednesday morning to find the correct antidote. good day.

tomorrow

2009-01-07T01:14:47Z

i am leaving town and the state.

i want you to leave everything where you found it. the next time you see me you will be glad you did.

ass media

2008-08-25T00:00:57Z

again.

i watched a dude fall in ass media. L-O-L.

knock on wood 4 bad karma.

wishful thinking pt. 2

2008-07-15T02:52:40Z

i like to think
i still love you
only because
without that passion
i wouldn't be able to write anymore

itching to say nothing to say

2008-07-09T02:23:24Z

the end

no

2008-06-27T08:03:55Z

I love you. To death.

ass media

2008-06-25T22:45:14Z

THERE ARE DUCK DONGS EVERYWHERE!!! HALP.

richardwagner @ 2008-06-10T23:53:00

2008-06-11T03:57:05Z

does anyone know where i might pick up a black mourning cap with a veil and a soldier to play taps?

currently: mourning the loss of my soul

richardwagner @ 2008-04-10T14:41:00

2008-04-10T18:41:21Z