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[12 Jan 2009|06:58pm]
i had a dream my mother and i entered a contest. i had to hold a poisonous spider until it bit me, then we crossed a disgusting river with almost one-hundred alligators to reach the antidote right there in bowling green. my mother took me down the river a ways where it was cleaner and there were no alligators. we crossed and found the cures for all the spider bites but i couldn't remember the name of the spider that bit me. i read the clues until i figured it out. i tried to inject myself but the needle disappeared inside the syringe so the medicine just puddled on the crease of my left arm. somehow it was absorbed into a hole in my arm. i asked if i could do it over and they told me, "at your own risk. those alligators are everywhere."

i don't know why i asked because we won the contest. there were no prizes and no congratulations.

i woke up with a dead spider in my bed. i don't know if it bit me or if it was poisonous or what kind it was.

i'll be back wednesday morning to find the correct antidote. good day.
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tomorrow [06 Jan 2009|08:13pm]
i am leaving town and the state.

i want you to leave everything where you found it. the next time you see me you will be glad you did.
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ass media [24 Aug 2008|06:59pm]
again.

i watched a dude fall in ass media. L-O-L.

knock on wood 4 bad karma.
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wishful thinking pt. 2 [14 Jul 2008|10:52pm]
i like to think
i still love you
only because
without that passion
i wouldn't be able to write anymore
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itching to say nothing to say [08 Jul 2008|10:22pm]
the end
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no [27 Jun 2008|03:02am]
I love you. To death.
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ass media [25 Jun 2008|05:44pm]
THERE ARE DUCK DONGS EVERYWHERE!!! HALP.
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[10 Jun 2008|11:53pm]
does anyone know where i might pick up a black mourning cap with a veil and a soldier to play taps?

currently: mourning the loss of my soul
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[10 Apr 2008|02:41pm]
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friends only [04 Apr 1984|01:00pm]
ok.
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